elegantpsychosis: alecto: doriandawes: thebleachworks: “McCandless was especially attentive to Burres, flirting and clowning with her at every opportunity.” ^^^Weird how accurate that sounds. “This cage will be illuminated night and day, and you will be locked in it.” Okay then. “You’re ugly,” said the boy. “You look like a pig in a sty.” …well jeez hahaha “‘I have lured them to Bainbridge with the news of my new prodigy’s arrival, and they are most desirous of seeing you play.’” what, am i part of the Ophelia Gallery or something?  The centaur slapped it fondly on a fender XDDDDDDD From Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer.

elegantpsychosis:

alecto:

doriandawes:

thebleachworks:

“McCandless was especially attentive to Burres, flirting and clowning with her at every opportunity.”

^^^Weird how accurate that sounds.

“This cage will be illuminated night and day, and you will be locked in it.”

Okay then.

“You’re ugly,” said the boy. “You look like a pig in a sty.”

…well jeez hahaha

“‘I have lured them to Bainbridge with the news of my new prodigy’s arrival, and they are most desirous of seeing you play.’”

what, am i part of the Ophelia Gallery or something? 

The centaur slapped it fondly on a fender XDDDDDDD From Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer.

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